All Things Awkward

Apr 18
  • Me: You tried FaceTiming me?
  • Juice: Yes. While I was rocking out to Kesha in the car. Your loss.

Apr 15

sunshineandanxiety:

savingthrowvssexy:

The proper reaction.

Good morning.

I’m in a mood, OK.


Apr 14
365daysofleica:

03.19.14 Julie and I. Los Feliz.
"But love doesn’t make sense. You can’t logic your way into or out of it. Love is totally nonsensical. But we have to keep doing it, or else we’re lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do." - Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother Season 9, Episode 22.

365daysofleica:

03.19.14 Julie and I. Los Feliz.

"But love doesn’t make sense. You can’t logic your way into or out of it. Love is totally nonsensical. But we have to keep doing it, or else we’re lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in. Because love is the best thing we do." - Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother Season 9, Episode 22.

(via derekwoods)


Apr 10
jjflow:

satelliterides:

theonion:

Area Man Mystified By Layout Of Adjacent Town’s Kroger

Me and HyVee.

SOOOOOOO me and HyVee. I heart HyVee but they all need to be identical so I don’t get scared.

This is for southpaw20 and Harris Teeter.

jjflow:

satelliterides:

theonion:

Area Man Mystified By Layout Of Adjacent Town’s Kroger

Me and HyVee.

SOOOOOOO me and HyVee. I heart HyVee but they all need to be identical so I don’t get scared.

This is for southpaw20 and Harris Teeter.

Texts with an Asshole

  • Me: I’m turning into dad. I picked up a pack of Lay’s Classic chips to have with lunch. Passed on all the Doritos/Fritos.
  • Juice: That's not a bad person to turn into.
  • Me: Too bad I don’t have any of his smarts. 😟
  • Juice: Or his monies. Or one great kid like Juice.
  • Me: 😒

Apr 7

ianbrooks:

The End of the Pier photos by Finn Hopson

"The slow demise of Brighton’s West Pier.

 The final section of the UK’s only grade II listed pier, photographed during some of the lowest tides of the year from 2012 until the present day. An ongoing project that will end once its finally disappeared into the sea. As seems appropriate for a project concerning the slow passing of time each image is shot as a very long exposure, varying from about 30 seconds to 4 minutes, isolating the details of this grand old structure in the water, and highlighting what’s no longer there. “

Prints available at finnhopson.com

Artist: Behance / Blog


Apr 5
Leaky fuel line replaced. I like to live dangerously but not that dangerously. #greasemonkey

Leaky fuel line replaced. I like to live dangerously but not that dangerously. #greasemonkey


Apr 4

When you’re not drinking a beautiful 18+ year old scotch, what’s your favorite libation? Something fruity and a little bit girly would be preferable.

ok, straight Corn Liquor with a drop of dandelion wine that has run down the lush valley between my wife’s ponderous poonts.

Via

God damn I want to meet Nick Offerman. Dude is a hoot and speaks like a poet.


calumet412:

Scoreboard constuction continues, with freshly planted ivy below, Wrigley Field, 1937, Chicago.

calumet412:

Scoreboard constuction continues, with freshly planted ivy below, Wrigley Field, 1937, Chicago.


Apr 3
Juice isn’t wrong but he is still an A-hole.

Juice isn’t wrong but he is still an A-hole.


I was told it was National Tweed Day so here I am wearing tweed when it’s going to be in the 80’s.

I was told it was National Tweed Day so here I am wearing tweed when it’s going to be in the 80’s.


Apr 2
His name is Fenway. A friend is puppy sitting while her brother is out of town. Bastard bites everything and won’t settle down. Cute fucking face though. Lab/Mastiff mix, I think.

His name is Fenway. A friend is puppy sitting while her brother is out of town. Bastard bites everything and won’t settle down. Cute fucking face though. Lab/Mastiff mix, I think.


Don’t be fooled by his cuteness. He graduated Magna Cum Laude from Saddam Hussein’s School of Torture! (at Shelley Lake)

Don’t be fooled by his cuteness. He graduated Magna Cum Laude from Saddam Hussein’s School of Torture! (at Shelley Lake)


Mar 31

sammichfelge:

gavyj:

ibelonginnarnia:

Blue Jeans (Lana Del Rey) covered by Bastille

Oh. Oh. This cover is like a blanket being wrapped around me by invisible hands. Mmm yes.

Sex. Pure sex.

This is rl’good.

I really like the addition of Clint Mansell’s Lux Aeterna throughout this version.


Mar 29
underwhelmed:

Current Chicago Blackhawks Status


Seriously.

underwhelmed:

Current Chicago Blackhawks Status

Seriously.

(via scholvin)


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