All Things Awkward

Aug 22

Starting A Nutrition Blog

Dinner has consisted of:

  • Tomato sammich (with Duke’s, of course)
  • Triscuits & cheddar cheese
  • Bacon
  • Beer
  • Leftover wedding cake

Aug 21
SST: Groomsman attire from last Sunday’s wedding.

SST: Groomsman attire from last Sunday’s wedding.


You look good in the West, see how you clap those hands /You look good in the South, see how you use your mouth /
You look good in the East, all elbows and knees /
To the honey dipper, to the sound shifter /
You look good in the North, whip your hair back and forth /
You look good in the East, door, the wall, move your feet /
You look good in the South, make your makers proud /
You look good in the West, you look good in a dress /

Dress by Sylvan Esso


Aug 19
Just got out of a not so great relationship, so yeah, same thing.

In unrelated news: eating Cheetos Puffs in my underwear on the couch is my new relationship status and I like that.

Just got out of a not so great relationship, so yeah, same thing.

In unrelated news: eating Cheetos Puffs in my underwear on the couch is my new relationship status and I like that.


Aug 17
Getting ready for marriage. (at Rose Hill Plantation)

Getting ready for marriage. (at Rose Hill Plantation)


Aug 9
🍗🍴😍 (at Beasley’s Chicken + Honey)

🍗🍴😍 (at Beasley’s Chicken + Honey)


Jul 18
Oliver regrets over-eating on mouse this morning.

Oliver regrets over-eating on mouse this morning.


Jul 16
vasolinejesus:

girldetectivewatchesfootball:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

Oh, that’s cold. And effing Brilliant.

hahahahahahaha!

This is just fantastic.

vasolinejesus:

girldetectivewatchesfootball:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

Oh, that’s cold. And effing Brilliant.

hahahahahahaha!

This is just fantastic.


Jul 12
☔️

☔️


Jul 8
Blue skies and happy eyes! (at The Umstead Hotel and Spa)

Blue skies and happy eyes! (at The Umstead Hotel and Spa)


Jun 30
Huehuehuehue (at Peachoid)

Huehuehuehue (at Peachoid)


Jun 28
Going to impress this babe with my atrocious dance moves tonight!

Going to impress this babe with my atrocious dance moves tonight!


Wedding pre-game.

Read: How to cope with Järmes. (at The Westin Poinsett)

Wedding pre-game.

Read: How to cope with Järmes. (at The Westin Poinsett)


This Greenville sure is purdier than that one up in North Carolina. (at Liberty Bridge at Falls Park on the Reedy)

This Greenville sure is purdier than that one up in North Carolina. (at Liberty Bridge at Falls Park on the Reedy)


Jun 22
Airwave (at Raleigh-Durham International Airport (RDU))

Airwave (at Raleigh-Durham International Airport (RDU))


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