December 2010
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Uh-oh!
All the wine is gone. I guess it’s time for eggnog and whiskey.
Hundreds of letters to Santa are mysteriously... →
This is wonderful!
Me: I just want to kiss a beautiful woman on New Year’s Eve that wants to wake up next to me in the morning.
Justus: Does she have to be beautiful in the morning?
I Look Funny When I Nap
Do you ever do something and think nothing of it because it’s how you’ve always done it and it feels natural? Then someone will come along and tells you it’s weird or different? That happens to me when people see me nap. For some reason I like to sleep on my stomach and have my feet in the air. It’s comfortable.
Juice snapped this of me the other day when I had to get in...
Dad is Funny
Yesterday I got a copy of the confirmation email of the gift ordered.
Today I received this text from him:
“Your Christmas gift should arrive on 12/16. No peeking until Christmas.”
My Go-To Chili Recipe
Beef and Black Bean Chili with Toasted Cumin Crema
Chili 1/4c canola oil 2.5lbs chuck roast, cut into .5” cubes salt and freshly ground pepper 1 large red onion, finely diced 4 cloves garlic, finely chopped 1 jalapeno, finely diced* 3T ancho chili powder 1T pasilla chili powder 1T ground cumin 1 bottle dark beer 5c homemade chicken stock or low-sodium canned broth 16oz can chopped tomatoes,...
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Durham County homeowner shoots three break-in... →
That’s how we do it in NC, BITCHEZ! Any questions?
Sonofabitch!
It’s AFTER I upload a photo that I think to post one of me wearing only a sock. Friday fail.
bananacasts:
Check out my Mazda car
As a...
Spirit Animals
marleymarley:
We post a lot of kitties and puppies and otters around here - but really, really, what is your favorite animal? Or top 5, whatever.
Just curious.
In no particular order: Dolphin. (They do flips and shit!) Penguin. Phoenix. Dragon. Sloth.
DESCRIBE YOUR LAST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE USING A FILM...
-dnasty:
pocketcontents:
pufflepie:
poobah:
scottfriday:
runmartinrun:
jasencomstock:
notthatkindagay:
sam-pop:
Bounce.
Toy Story.
alien vs. predator
Home Alone
three men and a baby
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
While You Were Sleeping.
Batteries Not Included
Rumble in the Bronx
I am Legend
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Andy Gets Me
Me: It’s freezing outside AND I DO NOT LIKE IT ONE BIT! NO I DON’T! Andy: good god its cold Me: If there was ever a need for a girlfriend, now is the time! Andy: hahah “hi let’s date, i need you for warmth” Me: Exactly! Andy: instead of a three dog night, a one woman night…or if your REALLY lucky…a two woman night Andy: or something like that Me: I like...