February 2011
83 posts
January 2011
80 posts
“People like to make long lists of things they want from the other person in...”
– A Glass Half-Full of Pessimism: On Laughing and Relationships…
This. Any woman that can make me laugh without trying has my heart. All of it. I constantly daydream about waking up next to someone and just giggling in bed with her.
Trouble In Paradise
Me: Pop quiz: Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme? Pretty Lady: You ask an important question. I can’t believe we haven’t talked about this before since I love doughnuts. Me: I ask the hard hitting questions! :) Pretty Lady: Oh, and it’s k kreme all the way. I am nervous for your response - a lot of yankees like dunkin. Idiots. Me: I’ll eat KK when I want diabetes. KK has nothing...
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6’ 0”
Fun fact: I’m a sucker for short girls. All the girls I’ve ever dated have been between 5’0” and 5’4”. The current girl I fancy mentioned she was 5’5”-5’6”. A giant if you will.
Truthful Tuesday
I am quite enjoying this whole being giddy about a girl thing happening right now. It doesn’t happen often so I better revel in it before I ultimately screw it up!
Ugh.
Why do I suck at flirting so much?
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Anne Hathaway Reviving Catwoman For 'The Dark... →
everythinginthesky:
Chris Nolan has lifted the veil off his third Batman film. He has set Anne Hathaway to play Selina Kyle, who has a double identity as Catwoman. Nolan has also acknowledged that his Inception star Tom Hardy will play the villain role of Bane, an escaped prisoner who became abnormally strong after being pumped full of drugs. Bane is known as “the man who broke the Bat”...
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Holy Shit We’re Old
Juice, Bland, and I are talking about bedroom sets over breakfast.
It’s OK though, we’re jamming out to Girl Talk too.
You Can't Handle My Penis
Mainly because you’re not here.
pocket contents: i have officially declared war... →
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Evil fucking bastards.
I always say I won’t freak out when it pops open but I scream. EVERY. TIME.
It’s the worst when it doesn’t pop when you peel off the paper so you have to bash it against the edge of the counter until it does….
OR…it POPS OPEN when you are peeling the paper, startling you into dropping it on the floor and...
A Snooki Snuggie
Someone get on that.
She Hurt My Feelings
This girl I like called me douchey for using 24-hour time. That’s not cool!
Me: I want to wake up to the picture on the right: http://www.jordanmatter.com/photography/comp-cards/actor-comp-cards/#033_katie.jpg Juice: Why? It seems like she woke up and made herself a cup of coffee but didn’t bring any for you.
Security consultant Manager / Sr. Penetration... →
Don’t worry guys, I got this.
WFH
I guess I should take a shower and brush my teeth before lunch otherwise it just ain’t gunna happen.
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Me: Did you decide on a lock screen for your phone? Juice: Yeah. I did the green aston martin logo. Me: That looks decent. Juice: Yeah, I kind of like how clean it looks. Juice: It’ll do until I find a better one. Me: Or buy your own to take photos for your lock screen. Juice: Right. What makes you think I can afford an AM yet? Me: Oh, am I in real life again? Juice: Yeah, it’s really...
