Me: How was the pool with the girls yesterday?
Anna: It was great and well needed. I’ll need to do it again soon.
Me: How was the water? Was it nice?
Anna: I don’t know, I didn’t go in.
Me: So, you went to the pool but didn’t go in the pool and can’t wait for the next pool day?
This rain in Miami can eat my dingleberries. Sunshine state my ass!
Me: Yup, it’s Cinco De Mayo, celebrating Mexico’s Army’s defeat over the French.
Coworker: If we celebrated every time the French lost and ran away, that’d be awesome!