May 2011
14 posts
Girls Confuse Me
Me: How was the pool with the girls yesterday?
Anna: It was great and well needed. I’ll need to do it again soon.
Me: How was the water? Was it nice?
Anna: I don’t know, I didn’t go in.
Me: …
Me: So, you went to the pool but didn’t go in the pool and can’t wait for the next pool day?
Anna: Yeah.
Listen
My “Cleaning the house in my underwear” jam.
There is not enough bleach in the world to scrub that mental image from your brain. You’re welcome.
Adele - Rolling in the Deep (Deathstar Remix)
This rain in Miami can eat my dingleberries. Sunshine state my ass!
Me: Yup, it’s Cinco De Mayo, celebrating Mexico’s Army’s defeat over the French.
Coworker: If we celebrated every time the French lost and ran away, that’d be awesome!
